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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 07:47

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What melts your heart every time without fail?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

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Yes sir it is.

After a few moments he returns.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Have you worn a tight black mini skirt?

{RING} {RING}

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

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HELLO

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Sure no problem officer.

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Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.